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bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

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• Kae: FIREWORKS IN YOUR PANTS.
• Ashley: he's gonna see my rocket red glare
• Kae: THAT IS THE INTENSITY.
• Kae: OF MY BONER
• Ashley: he's gonna feel my bombs burst in air
• Kae: GONNA GIVE THAT BITCH FREEDOM WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE
• Ashley: it'll give proof to the night if his ass is still there
• Ashley: oh say can that bitch handle
• Ashley: MY DICK TOOOOONIIIGHT
• Ashley: FOR THE LAND OF THE PEEEEN
• Kae: And the HOOOOME OF THE GAAAAAAAY.

• Question: banana popcicles, jasmine tea, orangeicecream - knightofcoitus
• Answer:

  banana popsicles: 1 memory i have of you: The fourth of july when we were walking to quicktrip and we walked by that janky little firework all alone ans it was just trying so hard and playing the national anthem but we weren’t sure if it was so I asked if it was doing what I thought it wa sand you just yep and we just stared for a moment before quietly saluting.

  jasmine tea: an unpopular opinion that i have: ??? I probably have a lot, I just can’t think of any.

  orange ice cream: something ive always wanted to tell you

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staticsrecyclebin:

I’ve done it

I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

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thirstyfangs:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

you’re the reason all these bitches crawl

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• redbean ice cream: ideal husband
• greenbean Popsicle: smth im jealous of
• mochi ice cream: what i look for in a friend
• banana popsicles: 1 memory i have of you
• mango ice cream: a tumblr ship
• strawberri froyo: top 3 insecurites
• mint choco froyo: 3 things im proud of
• cookies and cream froyo: 3 things you can do to make me automatically like you
• vanilla: how i found your blog
• orange ice cream: something ive always wanted to tell you
• green tea ice cream: a blog that reminds me of yours
• jasmine tea: an unpopular opinion that i have
• orange tea: a secret that i've kept
• oolong tea: my first love
• strawberry tea: favourite outfit
• milk tea: current fashion obsession
• bubble tea: fashion pet peeve
• strawberry iced tea: your best feature

• Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
• Cherry - I love you.
• Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
• Blueberry - You’re amazing.
• Kiwi- You’re pretty
• Rasberry - You’re hot.
• Plum - I would fuck you.
• Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
• Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
• Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
• Orange - I want to get to know you.
• Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
• Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
• Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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